the most insightful and culturally relevant conversation ever:
for those who do not read past comments, i thought that this needed to be posted on the main page. (i did edit some of it, but just grammar, not content). thanks to james and zach for your contributions. you both deserve a scratch-and-sniff batman sticker. then you could finally know what batman smells like. enjoy and be enlightened.
in a conversation between three friends, chubby cox raises an important question that deserves much-needed attention. here is what was discussed by three of the greatest minds ever to grace this forum:
Chubby Cox said... I have a question. Who would win in a battle to the death: C-3P0 or Johnnie-5 from Short Circuit 2 (the one with a mohawk)?
if the accident will said... jonnie-5, of course. he is so bad-ass and punk-rock. c-3po is a nancy-bot that just wants to give up and be left behind every time he is dismembered. what a wuss. jonnie, on the other hand, keeps on truckin' even when he is dying and bleeding all over the place. he also beats people up and i think he used a switchblade once. or maybe he beat up a guy with a switchblade. however, 3po does have the weapon of boredom on his side. he could talk little jonnie to death, but i think jonnie would act before the sally-droid had an opportunity to blab iron jonnie into submission.
$10,000 on jonnie to win in round 1. another $5,000 that c-3po will act like a pansy the whole time, crying and whining but not putting up a fight at all, eventually just accepting his fate.
see this lady she's my baby baby said... if C-3PO and Johnnie-5 were in a relationship, Jonnie-5 would be the drunken wife beater and C-3PO would be the submissive stay-at-home mom. C-3PO would have dinner ready every night when Johnnie-5 got home from work. Johnnie-5 would beat C-3PO up for stupid reasons ("There are peas in my rice!", "There are peas in this casserole!", etc.) and C-3PO would just take it for a while and then lock himself in the bathroom until Johnnie-5 took off for the neighborhood pub. One day, C-3PO would have enough, though, and blow up their trailer with Johnnie-5 asleep inside. So Johhnie-5 would win every battle except the final, and most important, one. But that's only if they were in a relationship. If they weren't in a relationship and just hated each other the old fashioned way, Johnnie-5 would always win.
On a side note, Johnnie-5 is probably really bad in bed. I can't imagine him satisfying C-3PO's needs very well. Johnnie-5 probably just lies on top of C-3PO and twitches for 4 or 5 minutes. A sensitive type like C-3PO needs intimacy. and oral. lots and lots of oral.
so, now you know who would win in a battle to the death, karate kid style, and who would win white-trash style. may your future decisions be guided by what was learned from this small conversation between modern geniuses...
in a conversation between three friends, chubby cox raises an important question that deserves much-needed attention. here is what was discussed by three of the greatest minds ever to grace this forum:
Chubby Cox said... I have a question. Who would win in a battle to the death: C-3P0 or Johnnie-5 from Short Circuit 2 (the one with a mohawk)?
if the accident will said... jonnie-5, of course. he is so bad-ass and punk-rock. c-3po is a nancy-bot that just wants to give up and be left behind every time he is dismembered. what a wuss. jonnie, on the other hand, keeps on truckin' even when he is dying and bleeding all over the place. he also beats people up and i think he used a switchblade once. or maybe he beat up a guy with a switchblade. however, 3po does have the weapon of boredom on his side. he could talk little jonnie to death, but i think jonnie would act before the sally-droid had an opportunity to blab iron jonnie into submission.
$10,000 on jonnie to win in round 1. another $5,000 that c-3po will act like a pansy the whole time, crying and whining but not putting up a fight at all, eventually just accepting his fate.
see this lady she's my baby baby said... if C-3PO and Johnnie-5 were in a relationship, Jonnie-5 would be the drunken wife beater and C-3PO would be the submissive stay-at-home mom. C-3PO would have dinner ready every night when Johnnie-5 got home from work. Johnnie-5 would beat C-3PO up for stupid reasons ("There are peas in my rice!", "There are peas in this casserole!", etc.) and C-3PO would just take it for a while and then lock himself in the bathroom until Johnnie-5 took off for the neighborhood pub. One day, C-3PO would have enough, though, and blow up their trailer with Johnnie-5 asleep inside. So Johhnie-5 would win every battle except the final, and most important, one. But that's only if they were in a relationship. If they weren't in a relationship and just hated each other the old fashioned way, Johnnie-5 would always win.
On a side note, Johnnie-5 is probably really bad in bed. I can't imagine him satisfying C-3PO's needs very well. Johnnie-5 probably just lies on top of C-3PO and twitches for 4 or 5 minutes. A sensitive type like C-3PO needs intimacy. and oral. lots and lots of oral.
so, now you know who would win in a battle to the death, karate kid style, and who would win white-trash style. may your future decisions be guided by what was learned from this small conversation between modern geniuses...
posted by goodbyedearsun at 3:14 PM
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hey your "buddy" does she live by a train station cuz then we could take a train to the park and yell "chooooo choooooo" and make "chugga chugga" noises as we moved down the track or "do-des-ka-den do-des-ka-den" as a certain retard does in a certain kurosawa movie I'm not sure why onomotopeias change in different languages that doesn't make any sense to me but it happens cuz if she lived by a train we could take the train and that would be not paying for parking or junk
have a good nap!
well, i think she does, or at least one is on the way to driving downtown, but now that doesnt matter, cause she said we cant stay there and said she cant go to the concert. i'm quite pissed at her right now, especially since she hung up on me twice. all i said was that she sucked, but in a very sarcastic tone, then i called her back and apologized, and asked if there would be a chance to even see her, but she hung up while i was in mid-sentance. so now, we have nowhere to stay (but hopefully we can get in touch with some other friends) and i bought her 2 day pass, but that should be fairly easy to get rid of once we are there. yeah. i'm quite livid at the moment. i'm quite surprised and proud of myself that this comment is not littered with obsenities.
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