when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you have gone mad
it turns out that mike is alive and kicking. no bullet wounds either, which i found to be quite interesting. there also was no awkwardness or hard feelings. he actually seemed nicer and more friendly than before. so, one can surmize that taking a vacation then being pumped with lead will ease tensions and make you a more amiable person. personally, i do not plan on incorporating the latter in my relaxation methods, at least not willfully.
so now that mike's back, and we are talking, life can go on as planned, but a little bit easier and with many more congenial mettings. thermodynamics, here i come. watch yourself.
so now that mike's back, and we are talking, life can go on as planned, but a little bit easier and with many more congenial mettings. thermodynamics, here i come. watch yourself.
posted by goodbyedearsun at 3:19 PM
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That’s great "if the accident will." But I have a question.
Who would win in a battle to the death: C-3P0 versus Johnnie-5 from Short Circuit 2 (the one with a mohawk).
Well I must return to that thing I do so well: thinking of witting/introverted/interesting comments that make you spew chunks Wayne's World style.
jonnie-5, of course. he is so bad-ass and punk-rock. c-3po is a nancy-bot that just wants to give up and be left behing everytime he is dismembered. what a wuss. jonnie, on the other hand, keeps on truckin' even when he is dying and bleeding all over the place. he also beats people up and i think he used a switchblade once. or maybe he beat up a guy with a switchblade. however, 3po does have the weapon of bordom on his side. he could talk little jonnie to death, but i think jonnie would act before the sally-droid had an opportunity to blab iron jonnie into submission.
$10,000 on jonnie to win in round 1. another $5,000 that c-3po will act like a pansy the whole time, crying and whining but not putting up a fight at all, eventually just accepting his fate.
if C-3PO and Johnnie-5 were in a relationship, Jonnie-5 would be the drunken wife beater and C-3PO would be the submissive stay-at-home mom. C-3PO would have dinner ready every night when Johnnie-5 got home from work. Johnnie-5 would beat C-3PO up for stupid reasons ("There are peas in my rice!", "There are peas in this casserole!", etc.) and C-3PO would just take it for a while and then lock himself in the bathroom until Johnnie-5 took off for the neighborhood pub. One day, C-3PO would have enough, though, and blow up their trailor with Johnnie-5 asleep inside. So Johhnie-5 would win every battle except the final, and most important, one. But that's only if they were in a relationship. If they weren't in a relationship and just hated each other the old fashioned way, Johnnie-5 would always win.
On a side note, Johnnie-5 is probably really bad in bed. I can't imagine him satisfying C-3PO's needs very well. Johnnie-5 probably just lies on top of C-3PO and twitches for 4 or 5 minutes. A sensitive type like C-3PO needs intimacy. and oral. lots and lots of oral.
Do you know the band that does the song that quote is from? "when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you have gone mad"
I have that one song, and do not know who is responsible for it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta2-VXNIhH0&list=AL94UKMTqg-9CYLHjna5j657SlUp3A4W1W
Godspeed You Black Emperor.
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