don't run or horse around.
my word. it's hot. it has been hot for some time. my computer is telling me that it is 98 degrees outside, not to mention the heat index. it was 102 or 103 yesterday, with a heat index of 108. i'm glad i'm not in st. louis right now cause they are supposed to have a heat index of 115 today. i think i should stop talking about the weather. i'm turning into my dad.
well, along with the weather is the ever-present question of where i am going to go once i finish my degree from good ol' eu. canada seems to be calling me louder and louder these days, but i really don't want to go to buffalo again in order to get up there. i wish i could just go straight there, but that seems out of the question, unless some nice canadian dame shows her pretty face to me and will want to be married to me just long enough for me to become a canadian citizen. i know for sure that i do not want to stay in the midwest, even though i have thought about columbia. it's just too...too...missouri for me. too much bible-belting going on. too southern. i am a northerner. i am a yankee. but i'd much rather be a maple leaf.
i have yet to win a large sum of money from the lottery. obviously jesus hates me. looks like i will have to work for the rest of my life. i would have liked the option to take a few years off, or not care about how big my paycheck was. i would also like to be able to get a car with working air conditioning. that would make me smile a lot. my car does not perform well in the air conditioning category.
i thought i was going to rearrange my room, and possibly pull the smaller couch in here, but that proved to be too much work. no couch moving. just keeping my room looking the same as it has for the past year. now there are only five months left until i will rearrange it for sure, cause thats when i am busting out of this apartment, town, city, state, and most likely time-zone. chicago lost some appeal for me since i lost a friend, thus the renewed desire for southern ontario. i also love telling people that i want to go to canada and they look at me like i am crazy. they think canada is stupid or something, but here is something that i was told while at intonation music festival: america is awesome...canada is a fantasy land. since canada is real, and makes some people say it is a fantasy land, i will choose to live in the fantasy land, since thats where i am most of the time in my mind, anyways.
i find out my scores for the nys tests i took for teaching on monday night at the earliest. part of me wishes that i wasnt going to be a teacher so i could get a real job right away (i dont want to start teaching mid-year). maybe i can find a good community college to teach in once i get my masters. that would be nice i think.
why do people smoke when they are playing sports and when it is really hot outside? wouldnt that just make you more tired and hot? stupid smokers.
well, along with the weather is the ever-present question of where i am going to go once i finish my degree from good ol' eu. canada seems to be calling me louder and louder these days, but i really don't want to go to buffalo again in order to get up there. i wish i could just go straight there, but that seems out of the question, unless some nice canadian dame shows her pretty face to me and will want to be married to me just long enough for me to become a canadian citizen. i know for sure that i do not want to stay in the midwest, even though i have thought about columbia. it's just too...too...missouri for me. too much bible-belting going on. too southern. i am a northerner. i am a yankee. but i'd much rather be a maple leaf.
i have yet to win a large sum of money from the lottery. obviously jesus hates me. looks like i will have to work for the rest of my life. i would have liked the option to take a few years off, or not care about how big my paycheck was. i would also like to be able to get a car with working air conditioning. that would make me smile a lot. my car does not perform well in the air conditioning category.
i thought i was going to rearrange my room, and possibly pull the smaller couch in here, but that proved to be too much work. no couch moving. just keeping my room looking the same as it has for the past year. now there are only five months left until i will rearrange it for sure, cause thats when i am busting out of this apartment, town, city, state, and most likely time-zone. chicago lost some appeal for me since i lost a friend, thus the renewed desire for southern ontario. i also love telling people that i want to go to canada and they look at me like i am crazy. they think canada is stupid or something, but here is something that i was told while at intonation music festival: america is awesome...canada is a fantasy land. since canada is real, and makes some people say it is a fantasy land, i will choose to live in the fantasy land, since thats where i am most of the time in my mind, anyways.
i find out my scores for the nys tests i took for teaching on monday night at the earliest. part of me wishes that i wasnt going to be a teacher so i could get a real job right away (i dont want to start teaching mid-year). maybe i can find a good community college to teach in once i get my masters. that would be nice i think.
why do people smoke when they are playing sports and when it is really hot outside? wouldnt that just make you more tired and hot? stupid smokers.
posted by goodbyedearsun at 3:14 PM
2 Comments:
I find that since we've had heat indicies hovering around 560 degrees the past week, and my cigarette fire is cooler than that, my chain smoking has kept me cool and refreshed. not to mention my improved water polo skills!
funny. and now youre dating one.
also, smoking one cigarette lowers your core body temperature 2-3 degrees thus acting as a very pleasant and addicting source of coolant.
sports are overrated.
i have too much time on my hands. come back.
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